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		<title>Seatwave, wave your seats with tickets</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:51:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishnu</dc:creator>
		
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		</div><p>welcome to the world of <a href="http://www.seatwave.com/">Seatwave</a>. This site was developed keeping user satisfaction in mind. The creators of this site only think of user easness in buying or selling tickets online!</p>
<p>You can see different talent in stars at shows in concerts. You also try out and attend concert shows by purchasing <a href="http://www.seatwave.com/concerts-tickets/genre">Concert Tickets</a> from seatwave.</p>
<p><a href="http://haisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/concert.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-17" title="concert" src="http://haisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/concert-300x199.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="199" /></a></p>
<p>Here you will find tickets for all shows in theatres, concerts, sports or any special event which attracts more and more fans round the globe. This site was developed keeping user satisfaction in mind.</p>
<p>Many people becoming fans and attending concerts which are live and energitic shows, which creates energetic environment because we can see real stars performing at their peak.</p>
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		</div><p>welcome to the world of <a href="http://www.seatwave.com/">Seatwave</a>. This site was developed keeping user satisfaction in mind. The creators of this site only think of user easness in buying or selling tickets online!</p>
<p>You can see different talent in stars at shows in concerts. You also try out and attend concert shows by purchasing <a href="http://www.seatwave.com/concerts-tickets/genre">Concert Tickets</a> from seatwave.</p>
<p><a href="http://haisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/concert.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-17" title="concert" src="http://haisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/concert-300x199.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="199" /></a></p>
<p>Here you will find tickets for all shows in theatres, concerts, sports or any special event which attracts more and more fans round the globe. This site was developed keeping user satisfaction in mind.</p>
<p>Many people becoming fans and attending concerts which are live and energitic shows, which creates energetic environment because we can see real stars performing at their peak.</p>
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		<title>Sardarji At delhi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishnu</dc:creator>
		
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		</div><p>Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.</p>
<p>Sardarji says “Yes”.</p>
<p>“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”</p>
<p>The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.</p>
<p>On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.</p>
<p>“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”</p>
<p>The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder”.</p>
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		</div><p>Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.</p>
<p>Sardarji says “Yes”.</p>
<p>“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”</p>
<p>The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.</p>
<p>On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.</p>
<p>“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”</p>
<p>The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder”.</p>
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		<title>Sardar Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishnu</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar Jokes]]></category>

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		</div><p>Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.</p>
<p>He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.</p>
<p>During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.</p>
<p>The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.</p>
<p>“Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour “. “But yaar “, he says,</p>
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		</div><p>Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.</p>
<p>He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.</p>
<p>During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.</p>
<p>The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.</p>
<p>“Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour “. “But yaar “, he says,</p>
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		<title>Lovers SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishnu</dc:creator>
		
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		</div><p>Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart, know why?. Bcoz<br />
you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.</p>
<p>God gave you 2 legs 2 walk<br />
2 hands 2 hold<br />
2 ears 2 hear<br />
2 eyes 2 see.<br />
But why did he give U only 1 heart?<br />
Bcoz he wants U to look 4 the other.</p>
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		</div><p>Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart, know why?. Bcoz<br />
you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.</p>
<p>God gave you 2 legs 2 walk<br />
2 hands 2 hold<br />
2 ears 2 hear<br />
2 eyes 2 see.<br />
But why did he give U only 1 heart?<br />
Bcoz he wants U to look 4 the other.</p>
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		<title>Send to Friends and Lovers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishnu</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Friendship]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Heart Touchers]]></category>

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		</div><p>I may not have all the riches to share.<br />
But I do have a big heart to care 4 U my friend.</p>
<p>Near ones are not dear<br />
Dear ones are not near<br />
It is easy to remember the near ones.<br />
But very difficult to 4get the dear ones.<br />
Missing U!</p>
<p>You will always be mine 4 now &amp; 4 ever.<br />
You will always be mine 4 U r my treasure.<br />
You will always be mine plz tell me it’s true.<br />
Plz be mine 4 ever, I will always love U.</p>
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		</div><p>I may not have all the riches to share.<br />
But I do have a big heart to care 4 U my friend.</p>
<p>Near ones are not dear<br />
Dear ones are not near<br />
It is easy to remember the near ones.<br />
But very difficult to 4get the dear ones.<br />
Missing U!</p>
<p>You will always be mine 4 now &amp; 4 ever.<br />
You will always be mine 4 U r my treasure.<br />
You will always be mine plz tell me it’s true.<br />
Plz be mine 4 ever, I will always love U.</p>
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		<title>Hai , Haisms is UP!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vishnu</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		</div><p>Thanks for visiting my blog friends&#8230;And here after you can get all the lastest SMS jokes at your hand&#8230;Site will be updated daily&#8230;And FREE SMS will be launched very soon&#8230;</p>
<p>Here we come&#8230;.</p>
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		</div><p>Thanks for visiting my blog friends&#8230;And here after you can get all the lastest SMS jokes at your hand&#8230;Site will be updated daily&#8230;And FREE SMS will be launched very soon&#8230;</p>
<p>Here we come&#8230;.</p>
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